Stuff and Fluff

Getting ripped for Cabo is sometimes harder than you think.

15 inches

Note: Some artistic license has been taken with the following scene.

Me: Oh, hello, Winston! Just checking the lights to make sure they're bright enough to cook safely? You're always looking out for us. If I may say so, you are looking quite ripped for Cabo.



Me: Hey, MC, don't you think Winston looks ripped for Cabo?
MC: Sure, he looks ripped, but is he actually?
Me: I don't know, how can you tell?
MC: By measuring his bicep! You see, Winston's bicep is a shameful 13 inches, unlike the 15 inches you undoubtedly have and we should all aspire too.



Me: MC, you flatter me, but I doubt my bicep is 15 inches...
MC: You're so modest, Colin. You're right though, it's probably closer to 16. Wouldn't you agree Winston?
Winston: Yes.

Fridge Wisdom

We've all been keeping pretty busy getting ripped for Cabo. This is important, because you never know what might happen in Cabo. You could end up on a yacht sippin' Santana champ with Rick Ross, and if that happens, you better be ripped.

But sometimes you gotta let loose! For a fun and safe way to de-stress after a long day or a strenuous workout, take a page out of Winston's book: Read some Family Circus!


Hahaha. Barfy doesn't know any better!