Monday, March 30, 2009

Story of our lives

A little known fact is that the 1980's ski movie thriller Hot Dog is actually based on Columbia's very own ski and ride alpine racing team. Today we'll go behind the scenes to uncover the true story which inspired the film.

From the outset, it is clear that the cover art lifted directly from our ski team "New Year's at the Beach" party:



The choice of cover art is peculiar in that bathing suits feature in exactly zero scenes within the film. Following this rationale, they might as well have included a couple more chicks and a Yeti.



The seductive cover character, Tweed, is in fact based off of our very own Cody Widdes. The director makes a subtle homage in once scene by presenting her in a transparent party dress similar to Cody's race uniform:



It was unfortunate that the film, to meet MPAA rating standards, had to cut some of the juicier parts of our apreƩ ski activities:






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Ski Ballet, originally invented by the CU Ski and Ride team, became popularized through Top Dog. In the season following the film's release it was almost impossible to make your way down green runs without encountering hoards of individuals practicing this new technique.





When we discovered that prick Lafayette kids had rigged the competition and won the Hunter Mountain Downhill Regional Cup we launched a full-scale ambush. The film captures the drama of war stunningly.





We decided that the only fair way to resolve our differences would be through a Chinese Downhill. The only rules: There are no rules. Every effort was made to replicate the detail of the actual uniforms used.





Rare actual race footage was made available to the stunt actors in the film. The scene itself required three months to shoot; given the danger to both film crew and stuntmen, the utmost level of precaution had to be taken, including the use of special harnesses and multiple 24 hour emergency crews.





No amendments had to be made to the conclusion; the real life event ended happily.





Of course, some things never change:



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