Man, I Love College

Tonight, aspiring to the non-scholastic achievements of our state-school brethren, we're chasing the ideal of carefree college raging with a dance party tequila fest that may prove to be the sweatiest, steamiest gathering thus far at mansuite. Plus, we're actually planning on trapping all the body heat rising from your rhythmic pulsations on the dance floor in order to recreate the humid tropical climate of CABO MEXICO (see sample photos below), our intended but unactualized spring break '09 destination. Bring your bikinis, boardshorts, sunglasses, beach balls, MIXERS and an overflowing supply of post-adolescent-collegiate-spring-break hormones because what happens in Cabo stays in Cabo.


The common room.


From left to right: Jordo, Tom, Colin, Jon.


The babes: Michael is #8.


Below, some materials included in the mansuite Cabo rager training packet, reviewed by all suitemates over the past week in order to perfect party execution. (Special thanks to CF for the vid.)



The following lyrics have also been memorized, internalized and performed privately:

"Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
....
Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?"